Refund policy

All purchases are final, except in the case of significant defect or fault from the sweatshop that makes our stuff.

All profits go to funding charity- and community-enriching ventures. We're not bad people. Honest.

All designs are original work and our designers are for hire if you're loaded. Please don't sue us. In case you haven't figured it out, these designs are either comedic or parody and that makes them protected speech under the first amendment. You know, the constitution and stuff. So have a sense of humor and lighten up... or go sniff your grandma's dentures, We really couldn't care less.

Also, adopt don't shop. Spay and pray. Neuter and... uh... 'puter.