Welcome to En-shirt-ification. The only place to shop, where enshittification won't happen!

Most of what you see is parody, and every purchase supports community-oriented or charity-enriching projects.

If you've got a stupid idea to contribute or want to see our current designs on other merch, use the "contact us" link! 💩

You're gonna hate how good you look. We guarantee it.

Shop EVERYTHING!

Each shirt is hand-tested* on a tired cat. They really like it, trust me.

We make 'em to a little dance and everything.

*We don't do that. They would hate it. Stop asking to see it. What's wrong with you people?